River Protection Gifts

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A Hole in the Dike

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Man fishing with large bait

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Greenwich in the Season'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"It's trickle down."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Fishing direction sign.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Dam it all

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Save the river.

Honey, wake up

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.