River Watcher Gifts

'Me…me…catch me!'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Grim reaper fishing in a polluted river.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."