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'Me…me…catch me!'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Grim reaper fishing in a polluted river.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Thames Pizza

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Have you seen my wife?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.