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On Arriving at Hell's Hole He is Detained for Three Quarters of An Hour, While The Fish Sulks at the Bottom.

Marvellously Mortlake!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I blame global warming!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Birds Following Witch.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Hot Air Balloon

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'll take it!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'