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'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Wildlife

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'I blame global warming!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And would you like flies with that?"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ricochet

Window in the Sky.

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage