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'I admire your floatibility.'

"Something got to give...I'm catching bugs from dawn to dusk, and after dark, I'm gone-a-courtin'!"

"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Heads or tails?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Hey! Down in front!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Sponge Blog

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Frog with an umbrella.

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'