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Frog with an umbrella.

"You look like you've never seen webbed feet before."

'You're arrogant!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Teddy and friends.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Ricochet

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Penguin identity parade

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Unplug and chill out."