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Frogs in an art gallery.

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"I think we should get a dog."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Frog with an umbrella.

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

'Get down from there!'

Tadpoles

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

Fingerlings.