Pond Life Aficionado Gifts

Frogs in an art gallery.

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Water Skiing Accidents.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"I think we should get a dog."

Frog with an umbrella.

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Tadpoles

'Get down from there!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Fingerlings.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"