Pond Life Fan Gifts

"Why so tense?"

"Hmmm, you swallowed a fly, perhaps you'll die."

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Fish mobsters.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Ricochet

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

clown fish

Oh, @#$%, is that

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Caveman bathroom

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Octopus gets tickled pink

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Walter The Sea Monster

Frog with an umbrella.