Pond Life Fan Gifts

"Why so tense?"

"Hmmm, you swallowed a fly, perhaps you'll die."

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Caveman bathroom

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Octopus gets tickled pink

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Walter The Sea Monster

Frog with an umbrella.

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'