Primitive Life Fans Gifts

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Caveman bathroom

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

The invention of baseball.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Why so tense?"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"Hmmm, you swallowed a fly, perhaps you'll die."

The wheel.

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

Dog chases caveman's newly invented wheel.