Primitive Life Fans Gifts

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I think we should get a dog."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Now do you believe me?"

Caveman bathroom

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

The invention of baseball.

"Why so tense?"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"Hmmm, you swallowed a fly, perhaps you'll die."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

The wheel.

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

Dog chases caveman's newly invented wheel.

Bulltoon: Laughabull.