Primitive Tech Fan Gifts

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'He heads up our Reverse Engineering Department.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Drive in movies.

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Snail with pc monitor.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

You've got snail.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

Et entering phonebox with bag full of coins

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'It's all hand made.'

Computer Mouse

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

STRIP Hambone: Phone calls disrupting work

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

"Grandpa, how old are you in human years?"

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

'What kind of excuse is that? -- we all grew up without internet access!'