Primitive Technology Fans Gifts

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Really Early Vikings

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"It appears you have a virus."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'It's all hand made.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"I don't tell you how to gather."

Wheel

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

The invention of baseball.