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'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Wildlife

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Now what?'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'