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Ducklings paddling with one being left behind.

Natural spring water. Now with tadpoles!

'Get down from there!'

Pondlife

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"That's embarrassing!"

Frog with a butterfly kite.

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"No! For the last time I do not want to play leap frog!"

Wildlife

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"A little help, please."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Mother Duck.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I meant the dog!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."