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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

London Bridge

A man fly-fishing by a river

Out on the river

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

Flight by water

'He's tickling a salmon pink.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Fishing direction sign.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Evolution Of The Jet Ski