River Walker Gifts

Cirrhosis of the river.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Fishing direction sign.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Fishing.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'