River Navigator Gifts

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

River Puzzle.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Man fishing with large bait

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Business Duck

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Man indignant at having caught no fish