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'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

River Puzzle.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fly Fishing

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Man fishing with large bait

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Better times ahead.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Business Duck

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'