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All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Titanic: How's my steering.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"International trade"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."