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Trade Route Navigator T-Shirts
Let them wear their passion with our trade route navigator-inspired t-shirts. Perfect for history lovers and explorers alike, these shirts celebrate the spirit of adventure and discovery.
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
Thru versus Through Traffic
Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.
The Fast Lane.
'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'
'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'
"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."
How Many It Takes
'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'
'Guess they're still fixing the street.'
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...
Made in China.
"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"
Bureaucraze...
'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'
'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
Man sees Creative License Bureau
Bureau of the Budget. If we serve alphabet soup, we can count it as a lunch program and a literacy program!
Industrial Injuries Benefit.
'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'
"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"
No Out Box
Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".
The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?
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