Race Route Navigator T-Shirts

Tour de France champion Philippe Thys

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Day one, post grad

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"International trade"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'What a control freak!'

A usual day.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Cars.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Road Construction.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"Nice putt."

Point A / Point B

Rest Area

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.