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Rest Area

A usual day.

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.

'Harriman should have gotten out while there was still time.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I don't like this. . .'

"Pawn to King Four."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'