Rat Race Analyst T-Shirts

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Smiling rat.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'I don't like this. . .'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.