River Wrangler Gifts

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Fishing Contest

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."