River Runner Gifts

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

"Probably a different guy."

"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Danger Slow Sand.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'