River Rider Gifts

Concern #23 on Class 5 rapids: who's got the car keys.

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I gotta be me!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Coronavirus Waves

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing direction sign.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Man indignant at having caught no fish