River Roamer Gifts

Fishing direction sign.

"Don't mind me... I'm just browsing."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fishing sign.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Fishing Contest

'We're back. So how was your summer?'