River Roamers Gifts

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fishing direction sign.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Fishing Contest

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'