River Roamers Gifts

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fishing direction sign.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Fishing Contest

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.