River Explorers Gifts

Two boys fishing in a river.

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

River Source

A man spies on a woman bathing in the river.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

When bored, we board

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Thames Pizza

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Hello from the lakes!