Restaurant Roamer Gifts

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Fishing sign.

Today's special... donuts.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I wish I'd had the review.

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fishing direction sign.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Haute Chinese

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves