Restaurant Roamer Gifts

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Today's special... donuts.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Fishing sign.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

I wish I'd had the review.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fishing direction sign.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Whatever he's eating.'

Haute Chinese

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

"More?"