Runway Roamer Gifts

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Fishing direction sign.

Two airplanes

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Two cats on vacation

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Airport Cheerleader

"Coming down the runway, Rachel is wearing corn flakes, a nursing bra, and the same maternity leggings from yesterday."

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

"All my college books are electronic textbooks, so my backpack weighs less now than it did when I was in elementary school."

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"Hmmm..."

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

'Do you have a gun permit?'

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

"The banana peels create dramatic tension."

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.