Hallway Roamer Gifts

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Cleaning Lockers.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Two cats on vacation

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Teacher's Lounge

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"All my college books are electronic textbooks, so my backpack weighs less now than it did when I was in elementary school."

Medical mishap.

"Hmmm..."

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen."

"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"

"Sorry, this is the Department of Wrong Places. You want the Bureau of Missed Appointments way-y-y-y-y-y-y down the hall."

'Listen kid, I'm sorry to hear that you're banned from class, but if you're going to hang out with me all day, you're gonna have make yourself more useful.'