Hallway Explorer Gifts

Teacher's Lounge

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Outside with that!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Gone Fishing

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Mall of ages

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'You're away, Doc!'

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."