Hallway Patroller Gifts

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Cleaning Lockers.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Traffic Court

Teacher's Lounge

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."

Speed Reading Class.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"