Highway Patrol Gifts

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"Do you mind?! Didn't you notice I was on the phone?"

"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.

'Nice sleek car lines!'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Flattened Traffic Man

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Family traits.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Bobsled Police.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"