Highway Patrol Gifts

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"Do you mind?! Didn't you notice I was on the phone?"

"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.

'Nice sleek car lines!'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Flattened Traffic Man

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Family traits.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Bobsled Police.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Arcarde Patrol

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Angel with speed camera.

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'