A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.
Highway Patrol Officer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a highway patrol officer? Explore a range of witty and heartfelt items designed to honor their commitment. Whether for a badge-wearing hero or a traffic-taming expert, our products make a memorable gift that shows appreciation for their service. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find something that complements their career and personality. Show your support and admiration with a gift that celebrates their role on the road.
Man sees troll in Troll Booth.
'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'
"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."
"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"
"Wow. You DO own the road."
"I brake for all Police Cars."
I don't care if you were making an emergency landing. You were skidding at more than 55 MPH AND you failed to pay the toll.
'You know, Captain, flying won't be safe as long as you have to drive to the airport.'
'I know I was speeding, but I've only got 10 minutes until Cops.'
Speed Limit 55 MPH. Enforced by very fit officers.
'Hold on just a few minutes officer, you caught me in the middle of a really important call.'
Ant drunk driving tests: 'Okay, now touch your nose and walk on this line.'
'What do you mean I can't take the HOV lane? There are two of us?'
"Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car and place your thumbs on this text-alizer..."
"I had you doing warp in a 65."
"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"
"OK, where's the extinction?"
Traffic jam monitored by aircraft.
'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'
'I'm telling you, George, with a radar detector it's impossible for the police to catch you speeding.'
I said, I don
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Please Drove Carefully.
Dog Crossing
No jay walking.
Street signs you don't want to see.
"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"
"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."
"Careful."
Crossing the Nachos Grande
One way only.
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
Family traits.
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
Highway Patrol Officer Gifts Collection
Highway Patrol Officer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that salute highway patrol officers—perfect for mornings and coffee breaks, blending humor and appreciation in every sip.
Highway Patrol Officer Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate law enforcement heroes—comfortable, thoughtful, and perfect for adding personality to their living or work space.
Highway Patrol Officer Prints
Browse our art prints that honor highway patrol officers—great for framing and displaying pride, whether at home or the station.
Highway Patrol Officer T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for highway patrol officers—wear their profession proudly with styles that fit any casual occasion.