Crossing Patrol Officer Gifts

Lollipop men on strike.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

Europe and immigration.

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Viva Belarus!

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Crossing Borders

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Man guarding a written border.