Crossing Guard Gifts

School Crossing.

It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

Lollipop Man.

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

Lacrossing guards.

'Can't a person get any service around here?'

Lollypop lady with Stop Children!

Little deers

School crossing

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"You can always tell a newcomer."

School crossing

"This is my mother - she's a lollipop lady."

"I find it's better to tell people you're a crossing guard rather than say you're involved in human trafficking."

"I find it's better to tell people you're a crossing guard than say you're involved in human trafficking."

Deer Crossing Guard

'It was cheaper than installing a new warning track.'

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Lollipop lady

"Yeah, he's not your typical guard dog."

'No zebras as yet, but we have had two school kids and a lollypop lady!'

Lollipop lady cleans car windscreen whilst child holds up traffic.

'So, all your trips crossing the road finally paid off ?!'

Local drives had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

dog vs UFO...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Collies Without Borders

The Bearskin Hat Family

Lighthouse Beam.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.