Queen's Guard Gifts

The Fat Soldier.

Dignity and Impudence.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"He likes it."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

dog vs UFO...

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Beefeater

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Limbo Day at the Palace

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Bashful Royal Guard

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Sabrage

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

Little deers

Soldier.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'