Becoming A Royal Guard Gifts

The Bearskin Hat Family

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Beefeater

Support the Troops

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Sabrage

Limbo Day at the Palace

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Dignity and Impudence.

Little deers

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

Soldier.

The Queens Guard hair do.

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'So what do you do?'

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'