'So what do you do?'
Ceremonial Guard Gifts
Searching for a gift for a ceremonial guard? Our collection features clever, themed products perfect for those dedicated to tradition and duty. Celebrate their commitment with fun, memorable items that show appreciation and respect for their service.
Beefeaters
"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"
Sabrage
'Okay.. what the hell.'
'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'
Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.
The Bearskin Hat Family
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
'They call it the people dance.'
"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'
The Aisle
'I'm a guard dog too.'
"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."
Beefeater
The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.
"You said it—everybody heard you."
"My wife isn't speaking to me."
Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey
Limbo Day at the Palace
Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.
'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'
A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.
"Not yet, wait until he faints."
"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"
Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony
Recorded mating call
'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'
'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'
'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'
"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."
Soldier.
The Queens Guard hair do.
"I couldn't find the giant scissors."
'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'
Ceremonial Guard Gifts Collection
Ceremonial Guard Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the spirit of ceremonial guards, combining humor and pride.
Ceremonial Guard Pillows
Check out our pillows that bring humor and honor into any space, specially designed for ceremonial guards.
Ceremonial Guard Prints
Browse our art prints that beautifully commemorate the ceremonial guard, blending tradition with contemporary design.
Ceremonial Guard T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate the ceremonial guard with wit and style—ideal for showing off their role with pride.