Ceremony Participant Gifts

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

"You said it—everybody heard you."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Christening

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Recorded mating call

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'