Ceremony Goers Gifts

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

A salute of scouts

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Tribal masks.

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Double Wedding

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Christening

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'