Ceremony Enthusiasts Gifts

'What, They're comfortable.'

Swearing a Child.

Christening

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Double Wedding

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Base chapel.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

Inauguration of Love

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria