Ceremony Aficionados Gifts

I now declare this envelope open.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Double Wedding

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Tribal masks.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Base chapel.

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Christening

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."