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'What, They're comfortable.'

Swearing a Child.

Christening

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Zumma Cum Laude

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

Double Wedding

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Animals of the Royal Wedding

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Base chapel.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Inauguration of Love

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'