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Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

Tribal masks.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Christening

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."