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'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Pleased to meet you folks - I'm Father Bixby, and this is my lawyer.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'They call it the people dance.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Double Wedding

"You said it—everybody heard you."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Christening

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

Swearing a Child.

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"Thank you, but in all humility, I'm just the ass that Jesus rode in on."