Ceremony Celebrant T-Shirts

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"Well, it just so happens I do!"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'He does.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'They call it the people dance.'

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Passover Plague

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Gay marriages in France.

Recorded mating call

Christening

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

Swearing a Child.

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'